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| pretty girl: | boyfriend |
|---|---|
| ugly girl: | boyfriend |
| weird girl: | boyfriend |
| obnoxious girl: | boyfriend |
| rude girl: | boyfriend |
| stupid girl: | boyfriend |
| lesbian girl: | boyfriend |
| dead girl: | boyfriend |
| me: | i had a pet fish once but then it died |
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
omfg i was dying laughing until he jumped but didnt make it D: </3
ahahahaha!! I am screaming!
Ahahahaha perfection….
This just made my day…
haaaaaaaah
| Class is too quiet | |
| Stomach: | Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people. |
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one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
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a lot of people are probably on their periods right now
like, a vagillion
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| 2002: | Pon de replay ay ay mista DJ |
|---|---|
| 2012: | S&M I LIKE THE FUCKING SMELL OF IT YA SEX YA WHIP ME SPANK ME SLAUGHTER ME YA YA YA YA YA |
party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
- Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
- Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
- 1985 | Bowling for Soup
- Bad Day | Daniel Powter
- Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
- Crazy in Love | Beyonce
- Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
- The Reason | Hoobastank
- Hey Ya | Outkast
- My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
- The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
- Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
- She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
- Work It | Missy Elliott
- White Flag | Dido
- Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
- Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
- Milkshake | Kelis
- Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
- Mr. Brightside | The Killers
- Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
- So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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omg jizzed
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